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    Finnish weather explained

    +15C / 59F
    This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
    People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
    The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

    +10C / 50F
    The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
    The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

    +5C / 41F
    Italian cars won't start.
    The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

    0C / 32F
    Distilled water freezes.
    The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

    -5C / 23F
    People in California almost freeze to death.
    The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

    -10C / 14F
    The Brits start the heat in their houses.
    The Finns start using long sleeves.

    -20C / -4F
    The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
    The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

    -30C / -22F
    People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
    The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

    -40C / -40F
    Paris start cracking in the cold.
    The Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".

    -50C / -58F
    Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
    The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

    -60C / -76F
    Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
    The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

    -70C / -94F
    The false Santa moves south.
    The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
    The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

    -183C / -297.4F
    Microbes in food don't survive.
    The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

    -273C / -459.4F
    All atom-based movent halts.
    The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

    -300C / -508F
    Hell freezes over.
    Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

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    XD
    Hahahahaha

    "perkele, it's cold outside today"
    hahahahha!
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    I dont think its 6 month but somthing like 3 yes in the very north of Finland .

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    XD thats great, i love the cold. Much better than the hot i reckon.

    And yeh over here we have darkness for about 60odd days with no sunlight and then between that period days of not much sunlight.

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