Thread: a joke!

Originally Posted by Ali

Mikko and Ville are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been
drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.

Mikko says to his mate "Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's
anything to drink there."

Ville comes back with a bottle of methanol, and says "We could drink this, but
we'll go blind!"

Mikko slowly looks around the cottage and out the window, and says "I think
we've seen enough."

This one is brilliant





- What's the difference between me and Viking? - asked Olli.
- I don't have any idea. - answered Ville.
- When vikings were coming back home from war, the real drinking was starting. When I come back home after few drinks, real war starts...


Swedish guy was sitting in a pub in Finland. Finn who was also sitting in the same pub made an offer for him:
- I'll give you 200 dollars if you'll let me break 10 bottles of beer at your head.
Swedish guy agreed, Finn starts to break bottles by hitting them on his head. First bottle, second bottle, fifth, seventh, ninth... but Finn finished on ninth bottle.
- So when you're planning to break the last one? - asked Swedish guy.
- Never. - answered Finn. - In such case I'd really have to give you those 200 dollars.


Italian, German and Finn who were working on the building area were sitting on a high bar decided, that it's time for lunch.
Italian guy unpacks his lunch, looks at it and says:
- Noo, salami! Not again! If tomorrow I'll find salami in my lunch, I'll jump.
German guy unpacks his lunch, looks at it and says:
- Noo, not again! Bratwurst! If tomorrow I'll see bratwurst in my lunch again, I'll jump.
Finn unpacks his lunch, looks at it and says:
- Sandwiches with peanut butter and jam! Again! If I'll find it again in my lunch tomorrow, I'll jump.
Next day.
Italian finds salami in his lunch. He jumps.
German finds bratwurst in his lunch. He jumps.
Finn finds sandwiches with peanut butter and jam in his lunch. He jumps.
Three wives of building workers are asking other worker, what happened. All of them were crying and were very sad.
Italian widow said:
- I don't understand anything. He could just tell me he's fed up with salami!
German widow said:
- I don't understand too. My husband never told me he don't want bratwurst anymore.
Finnish widow said:
- I totally don't understand. My husband was preparing his lunch by himself...

Q: What is better in Sweden than in Finland?
A: The Swedes have really nice neighbours!






Thanks Akaatta,, this joke u wrote is hillarious,, hahaha....10th bottle joke..

[QUOTE=Akaatta;9659]This one is brilliant


Swedish guy was sitting in a pub in Finland. Finn who was also sitting in the same pub made an offer for him:
- I'll give you 200 dollars if you'll let me break 10 bottles of beer at your head.
Swedish guy agreed, Finn starts to break bottles by hitting them on his head. First bottle, second bottle, fifth, seventh, ninth... but Finn finished on ninth bottle.
- So when you're planning to break the last one? - asked Swedish guy.
- Never. - answered Finn. - In such case I'd really have to give you those 200 dollars.

LOL. Awesome. I still don't get the Mika Hakkinen joke. Would it work with Kimi Raikkonen, too?

Originally Posted by OfficeLinebacker

LOL. Awesome. I still don't get the Mika Hakkinen joke. Would it work with Kimi Raikkonen, too?

Ok, I see. So...cause in Russia all Finns believe that a few slow-li (roughly brakes), as compared with Russian (although it is not, just have a different mentality). A Finnish drivers - an exception to the rule. Type Mika, Kimi and others who were still there so the shame of the nation. It is now clear?
P.S. explain a joke - a thankless task.

I'm just visiting this site again in a long time, and found this thread.

I'm very glad.

At -10 degrees Celsius, heating is switched on in British homes, while Finns change into a long-sleeved shirt.

At -20 Austrians fly to Malaga, while Finns celebrate midsummer.

At -200 hell freezes over and Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

At -273 absolute zero temperature is reached, all atom movement ceases. The Finns shrug and say: "Perkele, a bit chilly today, isn't it?".


I think there might be a longer version of this, but this is the most popular one I personally love it

Originally Posted by Selenim

At -200 hell freezes over and Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

This part is great.

Monty Pythons Finland song: YouTube - ‪Monty Pythons Finland song‬‏