Thread: a joke!

What's the difference between a Finnish introvert and a Finnish extrovert?



The introvert stares at his shoes. The extrovert stares at other peoples' shoes.

........win!

What American, British and Finn are thinking about when they're sitting in the same room and suddenly an elephant comes in?

American - How much ivory can I get from it...?
British - How many burgers can I make from it...?
Finn - What this elephant is thinking about me?

What's the difference between rumbling stomach and Finn, who wants to ask stranger about something?
It's a lot easier to hear rumbling stomach...

What's the difference between Finnish wedding and funeral?
At funeral one person is still sober.

(taken from some Polish forums, if abusive - delete and give me a warning )

ahahahahahah laughed a lot
me wants more!:P

Originally Posted by Myrica

ahahahahahah laughed a lot
me wants more!:P

There are two Finn on the road. Past that is sweep at high speed. One Finn to another:
- Wha-a-at wa-a-as tha-a-at?!
- Mik-k-ka Hak-k-k-kinen, the shame of the na-a-ation.

A english reporter is sent to the frontline just when the Winter War is over. She finds a Finnish soldier and asks him:

-What did you do when you knew that the war was over?
And the soldier replies: I scr*wed my wife.

-She comes again: What did you do when you just knew that the war was over?
And the soldier replies: I scr*wed her again.

-Then she puts it other way: What did you do when your platoon leader told you that the war was over?

-And the soldier replies: I took off my skies and had a beer...

Mikko and Ville are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been
drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.

Mikko says to his mate "Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's
anything to drink there."

Ville comes back with a bottle of methanol, and says "We could drink this, but
we'll go blind!"

Mikko slowly looks around the cottage and out the window, and says "I think
we've seen enough."

ahahahahha imba:d
keep'em comin!

Originally Posted by LeD

There are two Finn on the road. Past that is sweep at high speed. One Finn to another:
- Wha-a-at wa-a-as tha-a-at?!
- Mik-k-ka Hak-k-k-kinen, the shame of the na-a-ation.

ok, I'll admit, I don't get it.

Does the joke work with any other drivers?

Originally Posted by OfficeLinebacker

ok, I'll admit, I don't get it.

Does the joke work with any other drivers?

This subtle sense of humor.